Hannah: i had a poop war with a lady yesterday in the bathroom
Hannah: i walked into the bathroom to go #2 and some lady in the stall next to me wasnt budging
me: i've had those before
Hannah: so we sat there in silence for like 8 minutes
me: the worst
Hannah: she like was playing with TP
me: then what?
Hannah: and then finally someone else walked in and started to go
me: phew thank god
Hannah: and then i could hear movement next to me and she slowly got up and she knew the other person.
i feel like she was glaring at my feet... i could feel it.
and then finally she left!!!!!
and i got to poop
I WON!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hannah: and i walked back into the office and the office manager was like, what are u smiling about, do u have a date tonight? and i was like if u reallllly wanna know... i just had a #2 war in the bathroom and she finally left!
