Poop Wars: A Story Rarely Told

Yesterday my dear friend Hannah had a poop war at work... see below for the outcome.

Hannah:  i had a poop war with a lady yesterday in the bathroom

Hannah:  i walked into the bathroom to go #2 and some lady in the stall next to me wasnt budging

me:  i've had those before

Hannah:  so we sat there in silence for like 8 minutes

me:  the worst

Hannah:  she like was playing with TP

me:  then what?

Hannah:  and then finally someone else walked in and started to go

me:  phew thank god

Hannah:  and then i could hear movement next to me and she slowly got up and she knew the other person.

i feel like she was glaring at my feet... i could feel it.

and then finally she left!!!!!

and i got to poop

I WON!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hannah:  and i walked back into the office and the office manager was like, what are u smiling about, do u have a date tonight?  and i was like if u reallllly wanna know... i just had a #2 war in the bathroom and she finally left!